WTF

A donkey doesn't belong in a car - Not even a Miata (or this thing). Really!

Pelt to Disneyland

Since I have been in possession of the pelt for the last several weeks I thought I would do something special and take it to Disneyland and have my picture taken with Mickey and Minnie.

This is in following the tradition of the Stanley Cup. Since 1995, the Stanley Cup has spent its summers travelling around the globe as the special guest of the NHL's championship team, its players and management.
Check out the Stanley Cup Journal website for photos of the Stanley Cup and how each of the champs have spent their 24 hours with the Cup. Pictured is Dave Andreychuk of the Tampa Bay Lightning.

No Games Sunday, May 25th

The IceSports website says that the ice will be down until the 26th - but the hockey schedule still shows games to be played tonight. The ice is still down - and hopefully will be back up after the holiday weekend.

Cards that Move

Check out the cards that move in the summer humor offering from Hallmark. I worked on the 13 "spinamajigs" in the line that include the Simpsons, Hoops & Yoyo, political and current celebrities and some for guys like this one.

The Chicken Man is my favorite of this group and when I found this photo I knew it would be perfect for this project. The inside says, "Technically, you've still got what it takes to "Party with Hot Chicks"!" If we only had scratch and sniff, too.

The summer humor offering is at most Hallmark stores and will be in Walmart this summer, too.

A Donkey Tale

Once upon a time a donkey got drunk and lost his Miata.
He had to call his mom to give him a ride home.
The End.

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Middle Age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
Bob Hope

You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work.
Hy Gardner

Lately I have been feeling old and fat but then feel just like a teenager when giant zit appears right in the middle of my forehead.

Are You a Donkey?

I keep my eyes open, though it isn't really difficult to tell the assholes from the good guys. How can you tell if you or one of your friends is an asshole? Check out the list on theDipstop.com - If you are guilty of any of the following, you are an asshole!