WTF

A donkey doesn't belong in a car - Not even a Miata (or this thing). Really!

Pelt to Disneyland

Since I have been in possession of the pelt for the last several weeks I thought I would do something special and take it to Disneyland and have my picture taken with Mickey and Minnie.

This is in following the tradition of the Stanley Cup. Since 1995, the Stanley Cup has spent its summers travelling around the globe as the special guest of the NHL's championship team, its players and management.
Check out the Stanley Cup Journal website for photos of the Stanley Cup and how each of the champs have spent their 24 hours with the Cup. Pictured is Dave Andreychuk of the Tampa Bay Lightning.

No Games Sunday, May 25th

The IceSports website says that the ice will be down until the 26th - but the hockey schedule still shows games to be played tonight. The ice is still down - and hopefully will be back up after the holiday weekend.

Cards that Move

Check out the cards that move in the summer humor offering from Hallmark. I worked on the 13 "spinamajigs" in the line that include the Simpsons, Hoops & Yoyo, political and current celebrities and some for guys like this one.

The Chicken Man is my favorite of this group and when I found this photo I knew it would be perfect for this project. The inside says, "Technically, you've still got what it takes to "Party with Hot Chicks"!" If we only had scratch and sniff, too.

The summer humor offering is at most Hallmark stores and will be in Walmart this summer, too.

A Donkey Tale

Once upon a time a donkey got drunk and lost his Miata.
He had to call his mom to give him a ride home.
The End.

No Comment

Middle Age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
Bob Hope

You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work.
Hy Gardner

Lately I have been feeling old and fat but then feel just like a teenager when giant zit appears right in the middle of my forehead.

Are You a Donkey?

I keep my eyes open, though it isn't really difficult to tell the assholes from the good guys. How can you tell if you or one of your friends is an asshole? Check out the list on theDipstop.com - If you are guilty of any of the following, you are an asshole!

Kansas City Idol

Way to go David Cook - the 2008 American Idol winner.

I am not a regular viewer of American Idol but I have been interested in this past season when David Cook made it to the top group of finalists. David Cook is from Blue Springs, a NE suburb of Kansas City. A friend of mine (and my birthday buddy) works with David's mother.

A Donkey Tale

Once upon a time there was a donkey that played hockey.
One day he played without his gloves and got his hands cut off...
what an A@%!
The End.

Pabst Blue Ribbon

This is South Chicago Heights resident Bill Bramanti. He had a his coffin specially made to look like a can of his favorite beer, PBR. He's 67 and in good health, so in the mean time, he uses it as a cooler.

I recently heard a radio interview with Bill and he sounds just like one of the guys on Saturday Night Live in the Bears Fans skits and his good health is not so good - he has had several heart attacks.

Pabst was originally called "Select," but people started asking for that "Blue Ribbon" winning beer. In 1882, after winning several first place awards for taste, actual silk blue ribbons were hand tied to the bottles - the words "Blue Ribbon" were officially added to the bottles in 1895.

Pabst was the first brewery to put beer in cans in 1935. This was Blue Ribbon beer but it was called "Export" when sold in the can. The first cans had a picture of a can opener on the side with instructions on how to open the can of beer with the can opener.

Today, this classic American brew has been adopted by a whole new generation of PBR drinkers. Currently, PBR is one of the fastest growing domestic beer brands.

If you are ever in Milwaukee you should visit the Pabst Mansion. It was the home of Captain Frederick Pabst and his family. It is beautiful and is worth the visit.

There are so many interesting architectural, artistic and historical things around the mansion, including these old bottles from when the brewery made and sold Pabst Extract and Pabstonic, the latter is enriched with vitamins, too.

The gift shop has quite an assortment of Pabst souveniers - including these nice hats my cousin Vincent and I are wearing.

Happy Mother's Day!

I designed this song card - it was one of the best sellers from last MD and out again this year.

The song is "The Best" by Tina Turner - and the inside of the card reads...You simply rock!

Game on Sunday

We played on Sunday after being off a few weeks and we all felt the effects. I know that Big Jim needed a respirator, Rollie kept complaining about something and later at Tanners I couldn't talk coherently. Hey Paula (Abdul, not Backer), at least i admit it when I can't speak sensibly in public.

See you next Sunday at 6:00.

Summer Hockey Session

The summer session starts Sunday at 6:00pm. If you are interested in playing recreational ice hockey, drinking beer and putting up with odd humor and occasional teasing join us out at Ice Sports in Shawnee on Sunday night.